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The French camp, near Agincourt.
[Enter the Constable of France, the LORD RAMBURES, ORLEANS, DAUPHIN, with
others]
CONSTABLE
Tut, I have the best armor of the world: Would it were day.
ORLEANS
You have an excellent armor: but let my horse have his due.
CONSTABLE
It is the best horse of Europe.
ORLEANS
Will it never be morning?
DAUPHIN
My lord of Orleans, and my lord high constable, you talk of horse and armor?
ORLEANS
You are as well provided of both, as any prince in the world.
DAUPHIN
What a long night is this? I will not change my horse with any that treads
but on four pasterns: Ca ha: he bounds from the earth, as if his entrails
were hairs: le cheval volant, the Pegasus, chez les narines de feu. When I
bestride him, I soar, I am a hawk: he trots the air: the earth sings, when he
touches it: the basest horn of his hoof, is more musical than the pipe of
Hermes.
ORLEANS
He's of the color of the nutmeg.
DAUPHIN
And of the heat of the ginger. It is a beast for Perseus: he is pure air and
fire; and the dull elements of earth and water never appear in him, but only
in Patient stillness while his rider mounts him: he is indeed a horse, and
all other jades you may call beasts.
CONSTABLE
Indeed, my lord, it is a most absolute and excellent horse.
DAUPHIN
It is the prince of palfreys, his neigh is like the bidding of a monarch, and
his countenance enforces homage.
ORLEANS
No more cousin.
DAUPHIN
Nay, the man hath no wit, that cannot from the rising of the lark to the
lodging of the lamb, vary deserved praise on my palfrey: it is a theme as
fluent as the sea: turn the sands into eloquent tongues, and my horse is
argument for them all: 'tis a subject for a sovereign to reason on, and for
a sovereign's sovereign to ride on: and for the world, familiar to us, and
unknown, to lay apart their particular functions, and wonder at him. I once
writ a sonnet in his praise, and began thus, Wonder of nature.
ORLEANS
I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.
DAUPHIN
Then did they imitate that which I composed to my courser, for my horse is
my mistress.
ORLEANS
Your mistress bears well.
DAUPHIN
Me well, which is the prescript praise and perfection of a good and
particular mistress.
CONSTABLE
Nay, for methought yesterday your mistress shrewdly shook your back.
DAUPHIN
So perhaps did yours.
CONSTABLE
Mine was not bridled.
DAUPHIN
O then belike she was old and gentle, and you rode like a kern of Ireland,
your French hose off, and in your straight strossers.
CONSTABLE
You have good judgment in horsemanship.
DAUPHIN
Be warned by me then: they that ride so, and ride not warily, fall into foul
bogs: I had rather have my horse to my mistress.
CONSTABLE
I had as lief have my mistress a jade.
DAUPHIN
I tell thee constable, my mistress wears his own hair.
CONSTABLE
I could make as true a boast as that, if I had a sow to my mistress.
DAUPHIN
Le chien est retourne a son propre vomissement et la truie lavee au
bourbier: thou makst use of any thing.
CONSTABLE
Yet do I not use my horse for my mistress, or any such proverb, so little kin
to the purpose.
RAMBURES
My lord constable, the armor that I saw in your tent tonight, are those
stars or suns upon it?
CONSTABLE
Stars my lord.
DAUPHIN
Some of them will fall tomorrow, I hope.
CONSTABLE
And yet my sky shall not want.
DAUPHIN
That may be, for you bear a many superfluously, and 'twere more honor some
were away.
CONSTABLE
Even as your horse bears your praises, who would trot as well, were some of
your brags dismounted.
DAUPHIN
Would I were able to load him with his desert. Will it never be day? I will
trot tomorrow a mile, and my way shall be paved with English faces.
CONSTABLE
I will not say so, for fear I should be faced out of my way: but I would it
were morning, for I would fain be about the ears of the English.
RAMBURES
Who will go to hazard with me for twenty prisoners?
CONSTABLE
You must first go yourself to hazard, ere you have them.
DAUPHIN
'Tis midnight, I'll go arm myself.
[Exit]
ORLEANS
The Dauphin longs for morning.
RAMBURES
He longs to eat the English.
CONSTABLE
I think he will eat all he kills.
ORLEANS
By the white hand of my lady, he's a gallant prince.
CONSTABLE
Swear by her foot, that she may tread out the oath.
ORLEANS
He is simply the most active gentleman of France.
CONSTABLE
Doing is activity, and he will still be doing.
ORLEANS
He never did harm, that I heard of.
CONSTABLE
Nor will do none tomorrow: he will keep that good name still.
ORLEANS
I know him to be valiant.
CONSTABLE
I was told that, by one that knows him better than you.
ORLEANS
What's he?
CONSTABLE
Marry he told me so himself, and he said he cared not who knew it.
ORLEANS
He needs not, it is no hidden virtue in him.
CONSTABLE
By my faith sir, but it is: never anybody saw it, but his lackey: 'tis a
hooded valor, and when it appears, it will bate.
ORLEANS
Ill will never said well.
CONSTABLE
I will cap that proverb with, There is flattery in friendship.
ORLEANS
And I will take up that with, Give the devil his due.
CONSTABLE
Well placed: there stands your friend for the devil: have at the very eye of
that proverb with, A pox of the devil.
ORLEANS
You are the better at proverbs, by how much a fool's bolt is soon shot.
CONSTABLE
You have shot over.
ORLEANS
'Tis not the first time you were overshot.
[Enter a Messenger]
MESSENGER
My lord high constable, the English lie within fifteen hundred paces of your
tents.
CONSTABLE
Who hath measured the ground?
MESSENGER
The Lord Grandpre.
CONSTABLE
A valiant and most expert gentleman. Would it were day? Alas poor Harry of
England: he longs not for the dawning, as we do.
ORLEANS
What a wretched and peevish fellow is this king of England, to mope with his
fat-brained followers so far out of his knowledge.
CONSTABLE
If the English had any apprehension, they would run away.
ORLEANS
That they lack: for if their heads had any intellectual armor, they could
never wear such heavy headpieces.
RAMBURES
That island of England breeds very valiant creatures; their mastiffs are of
unmatchable courage.
ORLEANS
Foolish curs, that run winking into the mouth of a Russian bear, and have
their heads crushed like rotten apples: You may as well say, that's a
valiant flea, that dare eat his breakfast on the lip of a lion.
CONSTABLE
Just, just: and the men do sympathize with the mastiffs, in robustious and
rough coming on, leaving their wits with their wives: and then give them
great meals of beef, and iron and steel; they will eat like wolves, and fight
like devils.
ORLEANS
Aye, but these English are shrewdly out of beef.
CONSTABLE
Then shall we find tomorrow, they have only stomachs to eat, and none to
fight. Now is it time to arm: come, shall we about it?
ORLEANS
It is now two o'clock: but, let me see, by ten we shall have each a hundred
Englishmen.
[Exeunt]