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Henry VI part two

Act IV, Scene 2

Blackheath.
 
[Enter GEORGE BEVIS and JOHN HOLLAND]
 
BEVIS
Come and get thee a sword, though made of a lath, they have been up these two days.
 
HOLLAND
They have the more need to sleep now then.
 
BEVIS
I tell thee, Jack Cade the clothier, means to dress the commonwealth and turn it, and set a new nap upon it.
 
HOLLAND
So he had need, for 'tis threadbare. Well, I say, it was never merry world in England, since gentlemen came up.
 
BEVIS
O miserable age: virtue is not regarded in handicrafts-men.
 
HOLLAND
The nobility think scorn to go in leather aprons.
 
BEVIS
Nay more, the king's council are no good workmen.
 
HOLLAND
True: and yet it is said, labor in thy vocation: which is as much to say, as let the magistrates be laboring men, and therefore should we be magistrates.
 
BEVIS
Thou hast hit it: for there's no better sign of a brave mind, than a hard hand.
 
HOLLAND
I see them, I see them: there's Best's son, the tanner of Wingham.
 
BEVIS
He shall have the skin of our enemies, to make dog's leather of.
 
HOLLAND
And Dick the Butcher.
 
BEVIS
Then is sin struck down like an ox, and iniquity's throat cut like a calf.
 
HOLLAND
And Smith the weaver.
 
BEVIS
Argo, their thread of life is spun.
 
HOLLAND
Come, come, let's fall in with them.
 
[Drum. Enter CADE, DICK the Butcher, SMITH the Weaver, and a Sawyer, with infinite numbers]
 
CADE
We John Cade, so termed of our supposed father.
 
DICK
Or rather of stealing a cade of herrings.
 
CADE
For our enemies shall fall before us, inspired with the spirit of putting down kings and princes.  Command silence.
 
DICK
Silence.
 
CADE
My father was a Mortimer.
 
DICK
He was an honest man, and a good bricklayer.
 
CADE
My mother a Plantagenet.
 
DICK
I knew her well, she was a midwife.
 
CADE
My wife descended of the Lacies.
 
DICK
She was indeed a peddler's daughter, and sold many laces.
 
SMITH
But now of late, notable to travel with her furred pack, she washes bucks here at home.
 
CADE
Therefore am I of an honorable house.
 
DICK
Aye by my faith, the field is honorable, and there was he born, under a hedge: for his father had never a house but the cage.
 
CADE
Valiant I am.
 
SMITH
He must needs, for beggary is valiant.
 
CADE
I am able to endure much.
 
DICK
No question of that: for I have seen him whipped three market-days together.
 
CADE
I fear neither sword, nor fire.
 
SMITH
He need not fear the sword, for his coat is of proof.
 
DICK
But methinks he should stand in fear of fire, being burnt in the hand for stealing of sheep.
 
CADE
Be brave then, for your captain is brave, and vows reformation. There shall be in England seven halfpenny loaves sold for a penny: the three-hooped pot, shall have ten hoops, and I will make it felony to drink small beer. All the realm shall be in common, and in Cheapside shall my palfrey go to grass: and when I am king, as king I will be.
 
ALL
God save your majesty!
 
CADE
I thank you good people. There shall be no money, all shall eat and drink on my score, and I will apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree like brothers, and worship me their lord.
 
DICK
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
 
CADE
Nay, that I mean to do. Is not this a lamentable thing, that of the skin of an innocent lamb should be made parchment; that parchment being scribbled ore, should undo a man. Some say the bee stings, but I say 'tis the bee's wax: for I did but seal once to a thing, and I was never mine own man since. How now? who's there?
 
[Enter some, bringing forward the Clerk of Chatham]
 
SMITH
The clerk of Chatham: he can write and read, and cast accompt.
 
CADE
O monstrous.
 
SMITH
We took him setting of boys' copies.
 
CADE
Here's a villain.
 
SMITH
Has a book in his pocket with red letters in it.
 
CADE
Nay then he is a conjurer.
 
DICK
Nay, he can make obligations, and write court-hand.
 
CADE
I am sorry for it: the man is a proper man of mine honor: unless I find him guilty, he shall not die. Come hither sirrah, I must examine thee: what is thy name?
 
CLERK
Emmanuel.
 
DICK
They use to write it on the top of letters: 'twill go hard with you.
 
CADE
Let me alone: Dost thou use to write thy name? or hast thou a mark to thyself, like an honest plain-dealing man?
 
CLERK
Sir I thank God, I have been so well brought up that I can write my name.
 
ALL
He hath confessed: away with him: he's a villain and a traitor.
 
CADE
Away with hi, I say: hang him with his pen and ink-horn about his neck.
 
[Exit one with the Clerk. Enter MICHAEL]
 
MICHAEL
Where's our general?
 
CADE
Here I am thou particular fellow.
 
MICHAEL
Fly, fly, fly, Sir Humphrey Stafford and his brother are hard by, with the king's forces.
 
CADE
Stand villain, stand, or I'll fell thee down: He shall be encountered with a man as good as himself. He is but a knight, is he?
 
MICHAEL
No.
 
CADE
To equal him I will make myself a knight presently; Rise up Sir John Mortimer. Now have at him.
 
[Enter SIR HUMPHREY and WILLIAM STAFFORD, with drum and soldiers]
 
SIR HUMPHREY
         ,          ,           ,           ,         ,
      Rebel|lious hinds,| the filth | and scum | of Kent,
         ,              ,         ,          ,         ,
      Marked for | the gal|lows: lay | your weap|ons down,
        ,             ,     ,         ,           ,
      Home to | your cot|tages:| forsake | this groom.
            ,        ,     ,        ,        ,
      The king | is merc|iful,| if you | revolt.
 
WILLIAM STAFFORD
           ,        ,         ,         ,          ,
      But ang|ry, wrath|ful, and | inclined | to blood,
          ,        ,          ,          ,         ,
      If you | go for|ward: there|fore yield,| or die.
 
CADE
       ,    2         ,       ,          ,         ,
      As for these | silken-|coated | slaves I | pass not,
       ,   2      T    T   T         ,        ,
      It is to | you good peo|ple, that | I speak,
            ,         ,         ,        ,         ,
      Ore whom |(in time | to come)| I hope | to reign:
          ,        ,         ,       ,         ,
      For I | am right|ful heir | unto | the crown.
 
SIR HUMPHREY
       ,             ,       ,        ,     ,
      Villain,| thy fath|er was | a plast|erer,
            ,         ,        ,         ,          ,
      And thou | thyself | a shear|man, art | thou not?
 
CADE
           ,     ,       ,    3  3
      And Ad|am was | a gard|ener.
 
WILLIAM STAFFORD
                                         ,         ,
                                   And what | of that?
 
CADE
Marry, this Edmund Mortimer Earl of March, married the Duke of Clarence' daughter, did he not?
 
SIR HUMPHREY
Aye sir.
 
CADE
By her he had two children at one birth.
 
WILLIAM STAFFORD
That's false.
 
CADE
       T      T     .    T         ,       ,           ,
      Aye, there's the ques|tion; but | I say,| 'tis true:
           ,      ,          ,      ,         ,
      The eld|er of | them, be|ing put | to nurse,
           ,      ,       ,        x       ,
      Was by | a beg|gar-wom|an stolen | away,
           ,     ,      2      ,          ,      ,
      And ig|norant | of his birth | and par|entage,
          ,        ,     x                ,        ,
      Became | a brick|layer, when | he came | to age.
           ,       ,      ,       ,        ,
      His son | am I,| deny | it if | you can.
 
DICK
Nay, 'tis too true, therefore he shall be king.
 
SMITH
Sir, he made a chimney in my father's house, and the bricks are alive at this day to testify it: therefore deny it not.
 
SIR HUMPHREY
And will you credit this base drudge's words, that speaks he knows not what.
 
ALL
Aye marry will we: therefore get ye gone.
 
WILLIAM STAFFORD
Jack Cade, the Duke of York hath taught you this.
 
CADE
He lies, for I invented it myself. Go to sirrah, tell the king from me, that for his father's sake, Henry the Fifth (in whose time, boys went to span-counter for French crowns) I am content he shall reign, but I'll be protector over him.
 
DICK
And furthermore, we'll have the Lord Say's head, for selling the dukedom of Maine.
 
CADE
And good reason: for thereby is England mained and fain to go with a staff, but that my puissance holds it up. Fellow kings, I tell you, that that Lord Say hath gelded the commonwealth, and made it a eunuch: and more than that, he can speak French, and therefore he is a traitor.
 
SIR HUMPHREY
O gross and miserable ignorance.
 
CADE
Nay answer if you can: the Frenchmen are our enemies: go to then, I ask but this: can he that speaks with the tongue of an enemy, be a good counsellor, or no?
 
ALL
No, no, and therefore we'll have his head.
 
WILLIAM STAFFORD
              ,       ,        ,           ,         ,
      Well*, see|ing gent|le words | will not | prevail,
          ,           ,         ,     ,         ,
      Assail | them with | the ar|my of | the king.
 
SIR HUMPHREY
       ,         ,                 ,  ,        ,
      Herald | away,| and through/out ev|ery town,
           ,            ,         ,         ,          ,
      Proclaim | them trait|ors that | are up | with Cade,
             ,            ,        ,         ,        ,
      That those | which fly | before | the bat|tle ends,
           ,     ,           ,            ,           ,
      May ev|en in | their wives' | and child|ren's sight,
            ,      ,          ,      ,           ,
      Be hanged | up for | examp|le at | their doors:
           ,          ,          ,        ,             ,
      And you | that be | the king's | friends fol|low me.
 
[Exeunt WILLIAM STAFFORD and SIR HUMPHREY, and soldiers]
 
CADE
           ,           ,         ,         ,       ,
      And you | that love | the com|mons, fol|low me:
            ,           ,      ,               ,     ,
      Now show | yourselves | men, 'tis | for lib|erty.
        2      ,      T    T    T     ,   ,
      We will not | leave one lord,| one gent/leman:
        T     T    .    T        ,        ,        ,
      Spare none, but such | as go | in clout|ed shoon,
            ,          ,       ,       ,          ,
      For they | are thrif|ty hon|est men,| and such
           ,      ,      2         T   T     T          ,
      As would |(but that they | dare not) take | our parts.
 
DICK
They are all in order, and march toward us.
 
CADE
But then are we in order, when we are most out of order. Come, march forward.
 
[Exeunt]

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